for years it used to be that the only funny media reference to lawyers you could make was Phoenix Wright. now we have Better Call Saul, which makes 2 funny lawyer references you can make

A journal app for when you need to process this hellsite. Try Day One, or Pikaman will haunt you in your sleep.

i have two heroes

polish designs of matchbox labels

your message “i’m gonna getcha! i’m gonna getcha!” has been removed for violating Twitter’s terms of service (threats of violence)

My pet bacteria just walked into a puddle of hand sanitizer and died

Kids were absolutely correct abt wearing smth you like on a shirt btw. It rules. You love dinosaurs so much wear a shirt about it.

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer