Acidic Pancakes's Kitchenette?

Jun 01

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

(via deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan)

• Talking to other people about Mass Effect characters: The characters in Mass Effect are very interesting and well developed, it's almost like they're real people! Seriously the writers did a great job with them, each and every one of them is different and memorable.
• How I really feel about Mass Effect characters: FSDFJSDLKGJSDKJS GRUNT MY PRECIOUS BABY SDFLSDKJSDF MORDIN LET ME LOVE YOU SDFKSLKJKHFSDF GARRUS GET IN MY PANTS DLKSJFSKFHKSDF WREEEEEEEX SDFSFHLSKDJFHSDK TALIIIIIII SDFHLKSDJFHKJSDF KAIDAN LET ME LOVE YOU JAHDKJAHSGKJDASKJF

(Source: h-y-p-s-t-e-r-i-z-e-d, via gigglingbean)

(Source: takinoverswag, via 5eva-a-potato)

simsgonewrong:

Sorry to be cliche, but if I were to see something like this crawl into my bed in the middle of the night I would probably have a heart attack and die.

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pxnic:

when the answers to a question on a test are in another question

(Source: hidddleston, via 5eva-a-potato)

(Source: epochayur, via samantha-vas-ictomi)

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meme4u:

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