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schrodingersblackkat:

methmaker:

yo u wanna get gay married???? Skyrim

yo u wanna punch a bear in it’s stupid face???? Skyrim

yo u wanna fight fuckin’ dragons???? Skyrim

yo u wanna kill people for money???? Skyrim

yo u wanna summon otherworldly creatures ???? Skyrim

yo u wanna be a fuckin’ werewolf or a vampire???? Skyrim

yo u wanna YELL REALLY LOUD ???? Skyrim

yo you want your former companion’s lifeless corpse to fall from the sky and crash land on all your wedding guests???? Skyrim

dlubes:

does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off

destinyl8r:

this guy is on a completely different level…

destinyl8r:

this guy is on a completely different level…

automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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Get to know me meme — [2/?] favorite movies

The Three Musketeers

"Ive made a lot of sacrifices. Made a lot of hard choices. For honor, for King, for country. Do you know what I ‘ve learned, boy? Hard choices and sacrifices do not keep you warm at night. And life is too damn short and too damn long to go through without someone at your side. Don’t end up like me. Choose the woman. Fight for love, D’Artagnan. France will take care of itself.”

newbun:

milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

winchester-24601:

My iTunes thinks its funny

winchester-24601:

My iTunes thinks its funny

ishallnotconformtoyourconformity:

how is cooking feminine i mean it’s fuckin knives and fuckin fire and fuckin dead shit 

dean-the-piesexual:

whatwouldcaptainamericado:

"stef why do you keep googly eyes in your pencil case"
important reasons

possiblysociopaths

dean-the-piesexual:

whatwouldcaptainamericado:

"stef why do you keep googly eyes in your pencil case"

important reasons

possiblysociopaths
mrmeriwether:


yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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