*looks at fictional character* nobody loves u more than me
When you’re trying to dance but people interrupt
you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius
Christmas Stuff: Cookies
cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?
me: sure do! 8:15
cute girl on the street: thanks
me: so what are we?
everyone yelled at me for not wearing a bra tonight sorry
have you ever used the RC dragoon beyblade? dude they’re so damn cheap like they stop spinning pretty fast but not before they wreck everyone’s beyblades
are you hitting on me
thought you were a beyblade hero
nigga, you used a RC beyblade???
Nigga you weak.
I used a reg plastic dranzer man I got wrecked by RC dragoon namsayin
I’m not wearin a bra
Yeah, yeah, that’s cool and all.
But this nigga used a Dranzer.
A fucking Dranzer.
That’s more important than you not wearing a bra right now.
looking at the first page of a math test
*snorts pollen* i love nature
You know pollen is plant sperm right
Just bc school started doesnt mean ill stop bein a hoe
if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away
Kind of like lava lamps but better! These jellyfish are real. They have died of natural causes, been harvested by these lamp makers, frozen in liquid nitrogen and encased in crystalline epoxy. They glow in the dark, due to the jellyfishes’ natural bioluminescence.
it is my duty to reblog everything involving bioluminescence
finally, my room can look like blackreach
The museum I used to work at sells these. They’re really cool.