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sansaslays:

I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again

thecutestofthecute:

jaclcfrost:

i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

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soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

oxymoronicsentience:

thegreenwolf:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grass Desk Prank [ohyouperv]

I could totally be okay with this.

Who even comes up with this?

Beyoncé seems to have found the fountain of youth.

foxyshy:

school nurse be like

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impmon:

current mood: horny probably

helloradness:

Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras

aer-dna:

aer-dna:

The new Earth King kinda reminds me of Kuzco.

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fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

*uses tumblr mobile for 5 minutes*

sixpathsofbrule:

coalgirls:

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*uses 2 gigs of data*

"He wears the labels of "pariah" and "outcast" proudly, knowing that views of the Imperium are unlikely to change until and unless someone of his ability stands up to make a difference."

paperbeatsscissors:

a precise calculation.